Stuffing

When my wife describes the cellulite on her legs or butt as cottage cheese, I about lose it.

"I'm full as a tick"...
"I'm fixing to bust open like a can of biscuits"...
"I can't breath, if I take another bite I may explode...what's for dessert?"
"I need a wheel barrow to haul myself (belly)out of here"...
Favorite is when you climb back into a car after a huge meal and unbutton your pants and the only sound is a breath and a moan of release.

“Urp, uuuuugh… I can’t move…”, that’ll do it for me. Well, that and just not being able to stop burping 😂.

Things my feedee has said that rev my motor:

"I can't eat another bite, but I still want more."

"I'm so full, I'm pinned under my belly."

"My belly feels so hard under my fat."

"I feel pregnant."

"You've made me so greedy. I've never eaten this much before I met you."

Oh yes. That's the one that works for me. Hiccuping is also sexy.

"I want more but then I won't have room for dessert. "

"You're gonna have to roll me out of here."

She's exhausted and short of breath from eating so much.

"Honey, I'm so obese...I can't stop eating..."

"No kidding, girl."

"I'm so full...get me some ice cream..."